I'm sorry, Smith College

Im sorry Smith College for getting paint everywhere….I really thought naked body painting was a good idea. 

sodiumlitskies: Smith, I’m really sorry for that debate round. We deserved to lose. Halsey — I’m ever so sorry.

I’m sorry Smith College that I ship and preship every relationship I see on campus.

I’m sorry Smith Dining that I didn’t swipe my one card.

i’m sorry Smith College that I just threw a dildo at you….shit happens.

I’m sorry room full of my friends that I just took my pants off….it is too hot in here! I may be naked by the end.

I’m sorry I burst into your room half naked…I’m doing my laundry. SHIRTS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

Im sorry, Anne Spurzem, that I don’t wear pearls and cashmere and I may or may not be on financial aid. 

Im sorry Smith College that I thought leggings counted as pants.